A news network, an airline, a transit system, a space program, a real local business, and the actual cats behind all of it — run with complete, unearned confidence.
Explore the network ↓Six properties, each with its own cast, its own look, and its own idea of what cats are up to when you're not watching.
The airline parody universe — Captain Marmalade, a sleepy flight deck, and questionable service standards at altitude.
Breaking news, delivered live from the good armchair by an anchor who takes it all far too personally.
The transit network stitching the whole universe together — Underground lines, mainline rail, and a departures board that's mostly honest.
Mission control for the feline space program. Small crew, enormous ambitions, frequent naps.
The real one — local cat-feeding visits around Boscombe & Bournemouth, run by an actual human.
An illustrated guide to real cat care — anatomy, diet, allergies, personality, and DIY toys.
It started with three real cats: Loula, a tortie with the temperament of a landlord; Briki, a tabby who treats every room as newly discovered territory; and Wolfie, a black cat who mostly disapproves.
From their internet appearances grew an entire fictional universe around them — an airline, a broadcasting network, a rail system, a space program — each staffed by its own cast and run with total sincerity.
Digital products from the channels themselves, or physical merch printed on demand.
In-flight manuals, feeding guides, screensavers and other digital odds and ends pulled from across the network.
Browse digital shopT-shirts, mugs and bags featuring the cast — printed and shipped on demand, no stockroom required.
Browse merch storeTwo flavours: the AI-generated universe, and the real cats behind it.